short deep thoughts by areva
November 22, 2003 at 11:21 p.m.
An open letter to the guys who looked down my swimsuit this morning in swimming class during the water polo game when I had to get out of the pool and get the dumb ball:
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! The entire ladies water polo team was right there in bikinis and I have the most covering suit they make for the only reason being that you nasty men don't look at me and check out the bikini girls.... for crying out, the label said "Modest." Why look at me?!?! NO OBJECTIFYING THE REVA!!!
MEN STINK!!!
Also, I must warn the whole planet and tell you the Mahler Symphony no. 4 is just booooring. If someone tells you to check it out because they dig it, they are probably an alien. Or some music weirdo. So I say in either case, you get to kick them in the shins and run away.
Just felt like sharing. No need to thank me. It's my job.
SUPERCRACK is putting her foot on her face riiiight now. Now your turn!!