the reaaaal d*land and a plea!
April 17, 2003 at 9:57 a.m.
Zane is a butt-munch because he made me accidentally delete my last entry. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
So check this out - the latest in plastic surgery is BUTT-IMPLANTS!!!!!!!!!!
a-hahahahahhahahahaaaaaa.......... apparently, they're big in South America. (big - get it?!?!:) I know a few women up here who would be willing to donate a transplant...;)
The post-break-up euphoria is still going strong. I'm just happy with the feeling that I can love myself again and not few scrutiny from someon who is too close but just doesn't understand or appreciate me at all.
At least I should be proud that he thought I was cute, aside from everything else about my personality that bothered him.
Erch. Anywho, I still need to get outta town. I do - and I'm goona, this weekend. Any guesses???
wooohoooooo!!!!!!!! happiest place on earth, here I come!!!!!!
Okay kids, I need some help from y'all.
The impoverished college student look that I've been sporting for the last 6 years is starting to wear thin on the old gal. I don't know how to apply make-up or even shop, really. I went last weekend to find somehting cute at 2 malls and I had no idea what to look for.
I NEED A MAKE-OVER!!!!!!! I need a new look and I need help, seriously. So go on-line and someone find Joan Rivers or some wacky reality show and lemme know... I need to go The Learning Channel on this seriously.
Who will make me over and fix me? Put me on TV and make me waer a cheef hat, I don't care - just halp!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAALP!
SUPERCRACK is in her sweats and they're gettin' sweaty....