I like my husband
November 21, 2005 at 7:14 p.m.
The episonde of the Simpsons is on where Bart joins the boy band the Party Posse. But it turns out to be a brain-washing scheme for the Navy. It's really hilarious, but mostly the best part is the fact that Jared has the entire thing memorized and is quoting it. And that he has the worst memory ever - and THIS is what he remembers.
Warning - this about to get super mushy. But I'm sick. So I'm allowed. Hey, you get anyything when you're sick.
I'm sick. It's true. I've been pretending that I wasn't all that sick.. and every morning I've been waking up worse. This morning I woke up all more sick and miserable because I had to play violin in a funeral today and I was hurting everywhere.
I got in the shower crying and complaning, and when I got out, Jared had breakfast ready for me - we're talking eggs, bacon and toast, ohhhh yeah. I ate it up, sitting on the floor in my bedroom and then laid down on the floor groaning. Sick me is pretty much useless.
Jared came in and told me I should probably get my hair dried and get ready to go, but I couldn't get my body to move. So you know what he did?? My incredible, hilarious husband? He plugged the hair dryer in next to me, and did it himself. You know what the craziest thing is???? It looks better today than everrrrr.
This is annoying - it just feeds his belief that he's basically the best at everything there is.
I'd write more, but dagnabit, I'm sick.
SUPERCRACK has the best husband. EVER.