we hate Bank One
October 04, 2002 at 8:26 a.m.
I'm not a big fan of money. I like what it can get me and how I can help people with it, but the whole getting money thing just doesn't thrill me like a crazy person or anything.
So when I opened up a back account here at Bank One, I didn't think much about it. Just a place to put my icky money, what little I have of it.
Well, then I realized Bank One was a million miles away from me and the Wells Fargo was riiight there, plus they have some nice features that I want. Yippe, Reva is saddlin' up to go get a new back account, right?
WRONG.
I went to Bank One (OPRESSORS!!!!!) to close my account and take my money to Wells Fargo, but there was this awfil old lady there with eyes that pointed different directions who wouldn't let me do it. It's my money, what little I have of it! Gimme!
But she kept sayg "don't do this, noooo, you don't want to close your account. What did we do wrong? You don't want to cloooose your account, you doooon't want to close your account....."
I mean, there's a measly 70 bucks in there at most, so what's the hang up? I felt so badgered by her, nasty mean lady. Then she told me it was a $25 service fee if I closed my account before I had it for 90 days. Somebody quick - do the math for me!
I left half in laughter because she was so comicily evil and half in tears because she was so bossy. Meanie poophead.
nggghthdufshdfjd meanie poophead. I want my little money so I can buy decent smelling laundry detergent. Don't ever buy Sun detergent either. It makes your clothes smell worse than when they were dirty.
I want my mommy.
So it's looking more and more like Loren is going to be here for real.
And it's looking more and more like I want him here so much that I just can't wait.
I didn't think he'd ever want to see me again after we broke up, but he never left me. He wanted to be my friend, honestly and truly, and never gave up on me. I didn't even think I'd see him again, but yet again he defies my logic. He's so patient, moving through all my issues and roadblocks slowly and lovingly.
I'm so stupid for him I giggled all the way to school today.
ug he's so dreamy. The more I date out here, the more I realize he's the exception, not the rule. Good thing I have plenty of time to figure it out:)
this concludes my gushiness.
do I make y'all sick?
Did I just say "y'all?"
does this shirt make my butt look big?
Should I go sky diving with Loren?
Did I just say that??
is SUPERCRACK going to get breakfast with her groovy friend Zane?
All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of REVA!!!