there's a cat in my apartment!!!!
October 08, 2001 at 12:09 a.m.
you can't possibly understand the level of stress I'm dealing with right now.
THERE'S A CAT IN MY APARTMENT.
It tried to eat me. It thinks I'm playing when I go barefoot and that my toes are dinner. It made a flying leap for danielle's face. When I wa simply standing there by my lonesome in the hallway, the dang thing jumped all the way up to my waist and smacked me.
I'm so scared I'm sick. I'm so afraid of animals - and the cat's temporaory owner (my roomate - it's a foster kitty) was gone all Saturday night and SUndat morning. I was so miserable. I love to spend my Saturday nights watching British sitcoms like Red Dwarf and Chef! but the cat kept trying to attack me. I had nowhere to go!
I feel bad - maybe I've scarred it for life by screaming so much, but I'm so scared I scream when it comes at me.
"Don't scream, it only workds him up more."
What EVER. It's my friggin aparment and it's a natural reaction to scream when you are in danger of having your eyes scatched out.
MY roomate is mad at me because I'm acting so spastic, but she doesn't understand. I've never been around a cat. They've all scared me too mcuh.
All you animal people just don't understand. And if I get one more encouraging e.mail about learning to love animals after I spent Satruday night in the fetal position locked up in my roomates bedroom to escape a 3 month old feline, you just DON'T UNDERSTAND and I don't want to hear it. I'm goin to be eaten, I know it.
What a great way to begin a week.
SPERCRACK IS SOOO FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!