hey baby...
2000-10-13 at 9amish
Whatever happened to construction workers with good taste, huh? There's constructions going like crazy all over campus, and I haven't heard a peep. Pigs.
I hear compliments all the time from my beautiful male friends... but it isn't the same. They know me, they like me, and they want me to feel nice. And from men who are interested in me... yeah, I get those too, but they know what to say to get certain things, and in the words of a bank teller "this window is CLOSED."
but a construction worker.. ah, that's the honest stuff. A snap judgement on how hot I am, and bang - instant gratification.
"WHoooooooo baby!!! How's about somuthat, pretty baby?!! Ohh, yeah!!!!!!! uh........ BABY!!!!!"
When in doubt, resort to the proven techniques. But tell me something, why would any woman want to be referred to as a tiny human that has no bladder control, no discernable verbal communication skills, and sleeps at inappropriate times. For crying out loud - I've been trying to get that stuff down since I showed up on this planet! What would be more sexy, do you think... Ameboas?
"Hey you protazoan...... baby."
SUPERCRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
confidential horoscope for self: only a weekend left of 20... Monday brings new crap. ENJOY!!! You can then buy cigarettes you won't smoke and beer you won't drink! Woohoo!!