exercize babble
September 20, 2001 at 8:31 a.m.
I'm sure this sort of thing must've been started by Americans....
Although Arnold Schwartzenegger is Austria...
WHY do we put our bodies through the agony that is the gym? Why are there those guys that eat protein shakes and get their bodies massively huge, then go back to their jobs as ... well, something non-physical labor, like Blockbuster so something.
Those big guys scare me.
But why the heck do I go? Well, my body is a bit weak and twisted from the exercize regimine that is carrying around a heavy violin case all day. Gotta do something to not look so crazy.
But the thing is this - I always get a crappy parking space and end up a mile or more from my classes. That's one heck of a work-out!
But I know my body will get twisted up and possibly make it so I can't play any more if I don't take care of my muscular problems now. But DUDE! Those big guys in spandex eating protein shakes scare the crap out of me!
Why would anyone get that big? Are those bumps supposed to be sexy? They're scary, that's what are.
And what are they for? For those freakish competitions on ESPN where they drag 4 cars my a rope. Golly, I'm going to hurt myself, I know it already, laughing at the sight of one of those spooky guys, holding some weights, I'll drop 'em on some vital body part.. ouch!
SUPERCRACK just doesn't get it.....