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January 28, 2008 at 5:27 p.m.

Okay, this space needs a new entry. I'm not all sunshine and roses here, but it's not fair for me to spew all my negativity over the internet. The dear sweet internet, it's too naive and kind to understand my brand of suburban housewife malcontent.

*throws up a little in her mouth*

Yeah, I said housewife. You say stay-at-home-mom, but I say this house OWNS me. Dumb house, it's like it makes it's own mess! And even though we have a Scooba robot (PRAISE BE!!) the Roomba needs a new power thingy and it hasn't been running. There's something about a robot that keeps the house cleaner...

Anywho, I thought I would do something today I have never done before. I am going to post an ugly picture of me. This is the "Before" pic, since I'm going to the stylist tomorrow and telling him to have a flipping ball. Highlights, bob, whatever. I just don't care.

Now, I took a picture for you and I didn't even TRY to look like I wish I looked. This is what I look like every day.

*actually throwing up now*

And yeah, then I had to take a picture of me giving a creepy face - which is my face of choice when I am trying to disguise my wow-she's-gone-downhill motherhood look.

phew.. now I feel better. Anywho, hopefully tomorrow I will look something like this:

Except I will probably wear a shirt.

And now I leave you with the ultimate cuteness that is my kid. I swear I did not teach her this trick � and for you short attention spanned folks, no worries, it�s only 9 seconds long.

SUPERCRACK. Ticklemonster.


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