why do i?
December 06, 2006 at 7:16 p.m.
I love my kid more every day. I even felt bad yesterday for Jared because he went to work and I got to stay here all day with her. She's really becoming my friend - I am insanely retarded about her smile, whatever she does in the day in between the puking and pooping.
Still, whenever someone gushes to me "Isn't being a mommy the best??" I want to whack them on the side of the head. I'm not sure why. I can't stand people who get married too soon after meeting the person.... and I totally got married less than 6 months after I met Jared.
So why do I want to whack them? I really am coming to terms with mommyhood, and I love her like crazy. I guess it's because I meet too many moms that blindly get all "woowoo I love millions of babies!" and I had to work for this.
I really can't take those people. Why? They do drive me bonkers. I'm horrible on the inside.
Jared sent me this link yesterday that made me laugh until it creeped me out. Children crying at Santa Claus.
I'm becoming sadistic.
SUPERCRACK is mommy-kinda