YES!! SINGLE!!!ithink...
2001-07-23 at 10:57 p.m.
Yesterday as we were eating dinner outside in the beautimus Oregon counrtyside, my 5-year-old cousin connor decided to investigate my brother Dallin's arm.
It's a 19-year-old's arm - severely cool territory.
He was squeezing Dallin's muscle and pulled up the sleeve to see his shoulder, when he announced to everyone in earshot:
"He's furry under his arm!"
I almost choked on the good ol' American cuisine I was guffawing so hard.
It feels good to guffaw.
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I've made a decision. A big one, yeah verily. Based on two observations I've made lately.
1. I'm going to cut my hair off.
2. I'm goona stay single this year.
Number one is because I'm just more productive when my hair is short. A reverse Sampson effect. Weird, but true. And number 2...
Yeah, I know I say I'll be single next year every year, but this time I mean it! I haven't been for 3 years and I just hafta get something done! There's a senior recital and I just slow down when the boys are around.. I'll admit it, boys make me kinda dumb. Loony.
It's always when you least expect it... I wrote this right after my brother's wedding last year and was living dreamily in the self-righteous land of single. Fast forward a week and I'm dating Nathan.
Well, not this time buddy! A-ha! I will scorn the men - I'm a survivor!
Yeah, I know what you're thinking - I'm just too dreamy to be left alone, but not so! I am quite the intimidating one when I get up the guts, oh yes...
oh man I have to share this quote because it's priceless....
In Ljublijana, Slovenia 2 weeks ago I was talking to the president of the mission at church with his wife. The husband asked if I was going to serve a mission and the wife quickly interjected with-
"Oh no, she's so pretty she's probably engaged!"
I inwardly gagged on my tounge. (what I heard in that: "the pretty girls get to get married!" oh, bully for me!!!!)
This princess is goona show the world what it's like to be unattatched. Doin' it in style.
(I don't know who I'm trying to convince, but an A for the effort would be appreciated :)
SUPERCRACK is sooooooooooo the MAN! (oh, whoops, WOman!!!!!!)