outting the public
February 05, 2002 at 6:48 p.m.
Want a good laugh? I just had one - thought I'd share.
oh, and names have been changed to protect the innocent, as well as the insane.
So "Josh" and "Betsy" were friends, and then more than that, and then not, and then she was and he expected her to be but he wouldn't be and she had to call off everything.
Poor "Betsey."
Now, "Betsy" has a friend, "Julian." He's straight. He may not look or act like it, but that's what he says, so that's what we'll call him. He realalllllly likes "Josh" but as a friend.
a realallly good friend. hmmmmm....
Our fair heroine, moi, just got off a lengthy phone call with "Betsy" about the situation, wherein she has discovered some new information: "Josh" is gay. Oh, he doesn't know it. But she does. Or kind of.. "Julian" secretly thinks so too.
And here's what "Betsy" has decided - it's just a matter of time until "Julian" out himself, so why not have him get out now and go find out if "Josh" wants to too. That way "Betsy" will know and it allll makes sense, riiight? "Betsey" is hot. So "Josh" must be gay, right? And now it's doing a public service by outing EVERYBODY. Or at least we were in our phone conversation.
Ummm... it was really funny to me, anyway. She's psycho. Dang I love her.
SUPERCRACK almost looks normal compared to her friends...:)