nasty old man
November 11, 2001 at 10:21 a.m.
Okay, here's a few laughs...
*caution: dirty joke below but it's not my fault because I'm just repeating it - don't shoot the messanger and all that jazz.... my mom thought it was hilarious, you know*
so I live next to a rest home. Aside from all the nice pretty fuzzy reasons, I play my violin there so I can get over my stage fright. They're a really sweet bunch and they always make me feel gazzillions of times better.
There's a few crazy people, including this funny man that sits right by where I play (I play during dinner). He always yells "GOODYGOODY!" at the top of his lungs, which angers some of the proper ladies, but I'm fine with the weirdness.
UNTIL.........!
Thursday I was playing and he told me I needed to come closer so he could ask me something.
(picture his scraggly old man voice here:)
old dude: What's the difference between one tire and a thousand condoms??
me: ahhhahhhh....ahhhhhhh(help!) whhaaaat?
old dude: Well, a tire is a Goodyear, but a thousand condoms is a GREEAAAAAT year!
me: ahhhhhhhhhhuhhhhuhhhakkakakakaK!
The nice man next to him was outraged. And now I'm scarred for life. And just that day I was thinking about old people and how their little bodies must hurt and they should bet nice foot massages, but now, screw 'em . Dirty old people :)
SUPERCRACK says.... today 4pm, Kenton Hall in the UNT college of music, a Jazz Strings concert you don't want to miss. If you do miss it, I'll fart when I'm around you. hahaha.
ps.... I'm still obsessed with this man.
ps.... i've done it!!!! passed the dead day! This means I will be single until may or if not, I have to put a pair of granny panties on the runner statue in front of Mozart Square. BUT I WILL WIN!!!!!!