hot baby
November 04, 2006 at 3:01 p.m.
Things Jared never thought he'd have to say to his daughter:
1. "Honey, there's a ladybug in your crotch."
Does anyone know if there is a connection between heat stroke and puking all over your mom? And how do I know if she has heat stroke... or borderline... whatever it is, I can't keep this kid cool, because I can't keep cool. And I'm tired of getting baby puke down my cleavage. That's twice today. It's so HOT here!!
I have sooo many questions and I want everyone out there to first explain them, and then come visit me and take care of everything, because I can't for the life of me figure any of this out. I'm pretty sure she's perfect, it's ME that's getting something wrong.
This has to be short, there's a warm, cranky baby howling at her daddy somewhere nearby. But first, a mega shoutout to my sis-in-law and her weird husband for celebrating 6 whole years of matrimony today!! Liz and Rhys, woohoooo!!! You can see them on our family Christmas card - dad put them all up on our family website, this is the card from 2000, the year they made it all legal and stuff.
Okay, baby is screaming like someone is poking her with hot pokers. Must run.
SUPERCRACK is ruuning running