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funny cat letter and a guy makes Reva terribly angry

October 09, 2001 at 12:37 a.m.

The cat battle wages on. Today while I stuck my head in the freezer, trying to decide on some TV dinner refreshment, the thing flew up, claws bared and stuck them into my jeans and hung there.

My roomate says it's getting "altered" (fixed) on Thurday so it won't be so agressive. She's not the one that can't eat food on the couch because it keeps trying to eat it. It LIKES her.

IT WANTS TO KILL ME.

Check out this funny note my big brother sent me regarding my plight:

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Cats suck. I think youre being a little too wimpy about this. Go get a newspaper, roll it up and smack that kitty when it comes near you. It'll learn. And if it doesnt, toss it out. You dont want anything that stupid in your house.

If the newspaper doesnt work, get a squirt gun. Thats worth a few laughs. I hate cats. So damn pretentious. Show that cat who's on top of ITS food chain...

Your loving brother,

Quinn

***

So away from the cats, my life rages on. I went dancing with Danielle Saturday night and had a marvelous time.

Except for one incident that I hope women everywhere will be offended by:

I was dancing with one boy for a few of the last dances because he happene to know how to dance. Not dreamy, tall or fit, mind you, but a good dancer (you'll understand why I'm not being terribly complimentary in a moment).

We were discussing lifts and arials and the fancy swing moves I do with MatMunch and my brother Rhys, when he asked how much I weighed. To see if I was too big for him to try a stunt with, I think.

I wasn't insulted. I'm not freaked by that question. At least I wasn't BEFORE.

So, I answered 135 because yes, I've been packing on the pounds and it's better than still trying for 130.

So the guy dips me, lifts me back up and says "no, you're about 140."

YOU DON'T DO THAT. YOU DO NOT TELL A WOMAN SHE WEIGHS MORE THAN SHE JUST TOLD YOU. YOU DO NOT TELL A WOMAN THAT. I AM STILL FURIOUS. HE IS A STUPID MAN THAT DESERVES TO REMAIN SINGLE.

and I just told the entire internet world that I'm reaching 140.

I'm going to go drown myself in a chocolate shake.

SUPERCRACK is.... big and angry:)

ps of course I should be putting on weight!! I work out now! THIS IS NOT THE END OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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