my G*ma is so friggin funny
2001-07-30 at 10:31 a.m.
Back in Colorado.
Lastt week my Grandma flew up to Oregon to see Dallin and I perfom at a recital and a church shin-dig.
Both of my Grandmas kind of lost touch with everything when they got old. G*ma Kuzmich passed away last year, but the Christensen lady is hanging on. Healthy as an ox and all that jazz.
She's kind of losing her memory of almost everything. She kept telling people that her mother died last week - it was back in '64. But man is she still sharp - if only for a few seconds... check this one out:
We're all in a car driving home from a concert - Aunt Sanny at the wheel, G*ma, me, and cousin Nicole
Sanny: We'd better pick up some milk on the way home.
Me: (stupidly) Why?
G*ma: the cow died.
(hahahahahaha)
Sanny: there's no milk in the whole bloomin' house.
Me: G*ma, did you ever have a cow?
G*ma: Oh, sure.
Me: Really?? When?
G*ma: oh, several times a day.
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just let that settle in - I was laughing so hard I almost hyperventilated.
G*ma is not gone - she's just blissfually forgetting how freakinsh the world is right now. And right on!
SUPERCRACK SAYS............. um, just a sec, I think I forgot....
ps if you could, plese say a prayer for my friend annie and her fam - her daddy had a heart attack Saturday and they could use a hug. Let's take care of each other, eh?