worst. thing. ever.
June 25, 2007 at 8:42 p.m.
Today instead of my regular Monday I-am-wishing-for-the-sweet-release-of-death, I am thinking I should try to focus on something else. Except I really am wishing for the sweet release of death. Regardles, I feel it important to share my most embarassing and shameful moment of my life to date.
And horrifyingly, I got it on camera. Even worse, the security guards at V1ctor1a's Secret might have it on camera too.
Liz started it. We were checking out the semi-annual sale, when she thought it would be funny to hold a bra up to Solei. We have weird sense of humor. You know, just to see her reaction. It was priceless.
Yep, the second we snapped a picture, she did that.
And then... I was so embarassed... I couldn't o up to a sales clerk and tell them I'd put my 8 month-old baby on their expensive lingere!!! I mean, I have SOME pride, right???
So, I stuffed it back in the bin. And ran out of the store.
I know. I'm so freaking embarassed I can hardly post the dang picture. But if you got the precise moment captured where your dignity was officially surrendered, you'd have to admit there's a temptation there.
This is SO going in her high school yearbook.
And to prove that I'm not such a horrible mother and she is enjoying at least part of her childhood, here is a quick video of me making her bust a gut:
Our obligatory my-life-sucks entry to follow. maybe. I dunno, something about this stay-at-home-mom thing makes me hate myself. I really need to get out of the house, but some days I'm too down to do anything but count the hours that go between the times I eat.
Maybe it's Mondays. I'll stick with that theory, and hope I have the gumption to do something tomorrow.
At least I have video to make me giggle.
SUPERCRACK yeah.