BABE-O-LISCIOUS
2000-10-03 at 5pm-ish
I'm pretty sure I'm a babe.
Seriously, these are important things to know - and it's just nice to know 'em. Hey, I'm not saying that I'm drop-dead gorgeous, but I could inflict a cold - maybe even a flu.
There's a serious reason why, you know. A violent punk told me so.
I was at the only place I can dance here in Denton, Texas. A dorm function, but at least there was swing dancing, and although I don't believe anything will ever come close to the euphoria of MatMunch and the Mercury Cafe, at least there was Hiro. And he freakin' ROCKS.
And wouldn't you believe it, the Roach showed up with his oh-so-classy wife. Why the heck would IT do something so stupid if he knew I'd be there? Plus the fact that neither one of them can dance, and I'm a MACHINE o' dance lovin'. To make me jealous? Of that? Y-eeeeUCK!!!! And even before what I'm about to tell you happened, I was still pretty sure that there was a possibility that I was a hottchamama. And the best thing that happened to me was her, so he'd LEAVE.
It didn't phase me at all. And as I went to get a drink and pondered in all that had transpired with me in the last few months to completetly change me, a bit of the old me popped out and I stopped the closest male - a scary looking punk with more piercings than I have teeth, and hair that defied so many natural laws - and asked him if he found me attractive.
For a boost... for the heck of it.
He stared at me up and down, and said with a look of awe and shock:
"You're f*&#$in' hot."
He didn't use punctuation, but I'm a lady, dang it.
And I'm f*&#$in' hot:D .
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GREG!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: what do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
A: An ELIPHINO!!! (say it out loud, it works better:)
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I AM SUPERCRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!