age riot
2000-10-01 at 16:39:50
Sabrina finally had her baby! It was about time - when you already have a toddler, a new house you are moving into, AND a bigbigtumtum, you get a tad impatient. But apparently baby James has no issues with taking his sweet time... I wonder who he looks like - because his "big" sister looks like a cute little pumpkin. I don't know if pumpkins are from her father's side or not..:)
Wow - 2 months older than me and she's handling a house, a husband, a toddler and a newborn... I can't even maintain floor space in my dorm room!! Responsibility.... pretending to actually know what is going on... whoa...
Which brings me to the bombshell revelation of the day....
TOM JONES IS A FAMILY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, that sexy showman that excites millions of wacky housewives a year with his on-edge lifestyle and songs like "Sex Bomb" has been married for like 20+years to his sweetheart and he's a devoted father. How terrible is that?!?!?
Seriously, think about it. Some of us are living among the living dead - diaper-on-the-brain new parents or just normal couples paying taxes and enjoying what American suburbia has to offer in policeman benefits and softball leagues. But somewhere - there was a man, living wild, inciting hotel key riots... living the American dream... living the Vegas life of mobsters, showgirls and all-you-can-eat-buffets... and in reality, he asks for children's menus and goes to PTA meetings.
But my children, there is a dream to be had!! Someone out there must hold aloft the torch of reckless abandon and youthful hi-jinx.. I believe there is a place where we can go - where people don't analyze their portfolios, where a party can be found at every hour of every day, where buying a impulse item by the register of the local Winn-Dixie is cause for rejoicing and hours of stupid fun, where hula-hoops and scooters are ageless, and being violently single MEANS something!!
Follow me, my children, and we will create this Utopia, where being sexy is the state of mind, and flirting is all by accident because we really are JUST THAT FRIGGIN' CHARMING!!!!!!!
*pant, pant*
hello? anyone?
um..... why don't we start this whole crusade thing next week?.... there's some laundry to be done and some homework and I should take my car in for some work...
BUT I'M LIVIN' THE DREAM, BABY!!!!